A small lesson on the importance of punctuation. As a group on Facebook says: "Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma": Punctuation Saves Lives."
Punctuation Parable
Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
Karen; A reminder with a giggle is always a healthy combination.
ReplyDeleteThat's a really good example. I love it.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of the book, "Eats, shoots and leaves."
CD
ahahaha, the "Let's eat Grandma" line is hilarious :))
ReplyDeleteHysterical - I love it! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, boy, but do I love this!
ReplyDeleteThis is great. Too funny! I've sent it to my teacher friends.
ReplyDeleteMaribeth
Giggles and Guns
Ah, the power of a comma! I remember posting this one on my blog a couple of years ago. Still funny. Another one to play with: "A woman without her man is nothing."
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Elspeth. Please stop by my blog when you have time. I have something for you (and you can blame the sheep for this one).
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