Friday, June 24, 2011

Fun Friday

I was sent this a few days ago and I thought I'd share it with all of you. Have a great first weekend of summer, everyone in the northern hemisphere!


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant..

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a
phone camera these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a bush fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why is there a
light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


  1. Elspeth - I love these observations! Thank you :-). I can't help it; I'm particularly fond of those sorta-plays-on-words like #1 and #4. The linguist in me is waving her thanks to you - can you see her? ;-)

  2. Not sure which is my favorite. I think...ALL of them :)

  3. Margot; I'm so glad you liked them. Can you see me waving back?

    Carol; Excellent!

  4. Yup - I see you, Elspeth :-)

  5. Haha. They ARE good. And my favourite is ... well, two-thirds of them, I think.

    Happy first weekend of summer to you.

  6. These are so funny, but the one that made me laugh out loud was the dangly things on the cow.

  7. A bit late, but thanks for the laughs. And maybe they're even more helpful because it's now Monday.

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