10. Why is everyone able to write faster than I can?
9. Why do my characters keep forgetting that I'm the one in charge?
8. Why did I write a main character who knows more about a certain subject than I do?
7. Why is it when I'm away from my computer I can write reams in my head but when I sit down at the keyboard I've got nothing to type?
6. Where did my self-confidence go?
5. Why is it the passage I was so proud of yesterday today reveals itself as being as flat and dry as week-old pancakes?
4. Where did that plot hole come from? I swear I didn't write it.
3. Why did I ever think I was capable of writing something anyone would want to read?
2. WHO DRANK ALL THE COFFEE?
1. Forget it. Where's the wine?