Friday, April 2, 2010

Fun Friday

A special Fun Friday for Easter.


The Rules of Chocolate

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.

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A special one for all the mystery writers!


Have a wonderful weekend.






13 comments:

  1. I love the mystery writer pic!

    I adore Easter simply for the Cadbury mini-eggs. I've lost count of how many bags we've already gone through. Thank goodness for my treadmill!

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  2. Elspeth - Thank you so much for sharing these chocolate-covered truths : ). How fun!!!!!! I think I like your last truth the best - what a wonderful rationalization - er - truth ; ).

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  3. Those are laugh out loud funny!! Love the last one - the ears are always the first to go :)

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  4. Thanks for the chocolate tips. I will print and stick on the wall of my office.

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  5. These are wonderful, Elspeth. I am currently not eating chocolate cause it aggravates my acid reflux which affects my voice which affects my singing. Grrrrr!
    Karen

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  6. Now I know what I should have done when I had all that Easter candy in my hot car! I drove home and put it away, then went BACK out to finish my errands. Silly me...I should have eaten it!

    Elizabeth
    Mystery Writing is Murder

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  7. Great blog. Funny. Loved the mystery eggs. Now I need to go find me some chocolate.

    ann

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  8. I concur -- the mystery eggs photo was hilarious. And now I have a yen to watch Chocolat... the perfect Easter weekend movie!

    Have a Blessed Easter, Beth. <3

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  9. Loved the mystery egg piccie!

    Here in Oz it is too hot to eat chocolate in the car. We have to eat it before we get out of the shopping centre!

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  10. I am so craving chocolate right now!! That was great, thanks for sharing! Now how about sharing some of that chocolate hehheh.

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  11. So true about the chocolate. If you keep some in the fridge, there is something wrong with you!

    ~ Rayna

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