Friday, March 5, 2010

Fun Friday


I apologize to all of you whose blogs I visit - I've been hip-deep in work finishing my game. It's done now so I can now start leaving comments again. Know please, I was visiting during these last few days - just not commenting. I'm sorry.

However - it's Fun Friday!

If you ever need a reminder about the importance of proofreading, or sober second thought, I offer you these headline gems...

Many Antiques at Senior Citizens' Sale

Lack of Brains Hinders Research

Goldfish is Saved from Drowning

Bodies Needed to Look After Graveyard

Protesters Try to Destroy Play But Actors Succeeded

No Cause of Death Determined for Beheading Victim

Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday

Sun or Rain Expected Today, Dark Tonight

Tips to Avoid Alligator Attacks
1. Don't swim in waters inhabited by large alligators

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Have a wonderful weekend.


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13 comments:

  1. The Old SillyMarch 5, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    I LOVE these. I did a whole long post of stupidly, hurriedly, rush to get it to press headlines a long time ago. Great fun. Have a great weekend, Elspeth!

    Marvin D Wilson

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  2. Karen Jones GowenMarch 5, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    LOL!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 5, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    Funny!

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  4. Carol KilgoreMarch 5, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    I'm still laughing. These are great!

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  5. joe doaks-AuthorMarch 5, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    These sure did make me smile. Would like to tell you my favorite, but they're all good. Thanks, Elspeth.

    Best Wishes, Galen
    Imagineering Fiction Blog

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  6. AnonymousMarch 5, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    Oh, thank you for these, Elspeth! They are *hysterical!* I'm beginning to really look forward to stopping by here for Fun Fridays (as though I didn't already thoroughly enjoy my visits!). Love these!

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  7. MaryannwritesMarch 5, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    LOL, I always enjoy your Friday Funnies. I think it is good to laugh now and then, especially toward the end of a busy, buys week.

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  8. Jemi FraserMarch 5, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    Just like Jay Leno's headlines - these are guaranteed to crack me up! Thanks :)

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  9. Mason CanyonMarch 5, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    These were great. Just wanted I needed after a long day at work. Thanks, have a great weekend.

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  10. Elspeth FutcherMarch 5, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    I'm so glad Fun Fridays are a hit. They're fun to do! Thank you all for your kind comments. SO appreciated!

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  11. ElisaMarch 6, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    Am a day late, but enjoyed reading these. Needed the smiles.

    :)

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  12. DebMarch 6, 2010 at 7:41 AM

    Love these headlines - the protester/actor one cracked me up. Congrats on finishing!!

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  13. Dorte HMarch 6, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    1, 2 and 5 are absolutely hilarious!

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