Fun Friday

Welcome, once again, to Fun Friday. Today's edition is from an email I received this week. It made me giggle, I hope it does the same for you. Enjoy your weekend!

12 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself on the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

5. In the memo field of all your cheques write 'for marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera. 9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity (men only - although it would even be more fun for women)

12. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy and go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.