10. Have you finished yet?
9. Am I in it?
8. Is it any good?
7. Did you make it up yourself?
6. Will I like it?
5. Can I have ten free copies for my friends?
4. You're writing a whole book?
3. Is it boring?
2. Are you rich?
1. Since all you do is write, I'm sure you wouldn't mind helping with (fill in the blank), would you? After all, everyone else works.
If you've ever had to deal with any of these questions, please feel free to take a generous slurp of the drink of your choice.