Friday, January 14, 2011

Fun Friday


It's Friday! Here's a little something I was sent this week. Enjoy. Oh, and a special thanks to those of you who left such kind comments about my post yesterday. You made my day; heck, you made my week!

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You have to love British humour!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard..
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES..
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.



FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.




Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

11 comments:

  1. Elspeth - Oh, I love these!!! My favourite is the one that refers to the "sneaky neighbour's dog." How hilarious!! Thanks for a desperately-needed smile :-).

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  2. Ha! Love the terrier that bites. That's too funny!

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  3. Terry; You're welcome!

    Margot; I'm sorry to hear the smile was desperately needed, but I'm glad I was able to give you one.

    Elizabeth; Isn't it great? That one made me snicker out loud.

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  4. What fun. Brightened a gray Idaho day.

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  5. Omigosh these are so funny! What is a *gay bull* LOL?

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  6. These were great! I have a nephew who likes to photograph odd signs. I'll have to pass this along to him!

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  7. Loved the ads. I'm glad you clarified they were actual ads or I would have thought you got creative again. LOL

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  8. These are hilarious! They're all my favorite :)
    Have a Happy Weekend.

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  9. Hilarious. Thanks for my daily dose of laughter.

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