It's Friday! Here's a little something I was sent this week. Enjoy. Oh, and a special thanks to those of you who left such kind comments about my post yesterday. You made my day; heck, you made my week!
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You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard..
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
LOL! Thanks for the day brightener.
ReplyDeleteTerry
Terry's Place
Romance with a Twist--of Mystery
Elspeth - Oh, I love these!!! My favourite is the one that refers to the "sneaky neighbour's dog." How hilarious!! Thanks for a desperately-needed smile :-).
ReplyDeleteHa! Love the terrier that bites. That's too funny!
ReplyDeleteTerry; You're welcome!
ReplyDeleteMargot; I'm sorry to hear the smile was desperately needed, but I'm glad I was able to give you one.
Elizabeth; Isn't it great? That one made me snicker out loud.
What fun. Brightened a gray Idaho day.
ReplyDeleteOmigosh these are so funny! What is a *gay bull* LOL?
ReplyDeleteThese were great! I have a nephew who likes to photograph odd signs. I'll have to pass this along to him!
ReplyDeleteLoved the ads. I'm glad you clarified they were actual ads or I would have thought you got creative again. LOL
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! They're all my favorite :)
ReplyDeleteHave a Happy Weekend.
Hilarious. Thanks for my daily dose of laughter.
ReplyDeleteHooray, it was Friday!
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